y ahora, quien podra ayudarnos?

Pedir ayuda por internet

Chales, a ver si asi aprenden a no pedir ayuda a desconocidos. Este thread paso en Facepunchstudios donde un usuario pidio ayuda para que le arreglaran esta foto en fotochop y darsela a su padre de cumpleaños.

Esta es la original (pedia le quitaran los puntos blancos y las esquinas oscuras):

y la respuesta de los amables fotochoperos:

Lo mas cagado era que el dude se emputaba y le seguian contestando mamadas. Man i love the interné.

Aguante Piolin

 

Chales, it's this where we're all going? Man, pinche tiempo es bien gacho. Me cae.

So wise...

Smile souling

What happens in vegas...

no, really, what happens in vegas?

Facts de Jack Bauer

• If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Mayers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
• 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
• Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
• Jack
  Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
  half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
• The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
• Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
• There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
• Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
• When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
• After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
• A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
• Jack
  Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and
  robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.
• Nostradamus
  once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as
  Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row."
  Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in
  the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
• When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.
• As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
• Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
• When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
• Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
• On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.
• Jack Bauer can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Jack what he can't fucking do.
• It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours.
• Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
• Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.

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